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thelavalampgirlHow many keys are on your keychain?
Hmmm.. I've got my two house keys, my 6 work keys..4 assorted luggage keys to locks I have no clue where they are. So TWELVE keys on my keychain. :) I'm down from when I had EVERY KEY in an ENTIRE HIGHSCHOOL on that damned ring! (over FIFTY!) LOL
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?
Nothing, as you don't paint with watercolours ON CANVASS!
What do you regard as the most repulsive form of music?
Rap. hands down.
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
What makes you think I controll my own?!?
What is the most dangerous occupation?
Midnight Shift Convenience Store Clerk.
What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Check to make sure I'm NOT stepping on a cat. (I grab my glasses BEFORE I even get OUT of bed!)
What do you consider the greatest threat to mankind?
Feline Kind. If those bugger EVER develop thumbs we're SCREWED!
If you could project yourself into the past, where would you go?
DAyumn.. so many times/places so little time!
What are you thankful you are not doing right now?
I'm thankful I'm not watching My sister-in-law paw over my cousin-in-law ( NOT married to SIL!)
What is your favorite kind of candy?
Rese's Penut Butter Cups
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
Tide Pools! Or if we're at our "freshwater oceans" the rocks
If you were invisible, where would you go?
Tough Choice! How long does the invisibility last?
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
Nothing. I've been living on my own long enough that I've gotten RID of everything "embarrasing" to ME. Embarassing to OTHERS... That's a whole different ball 'o' wax!
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like:
Someone sitting on a stool. I DO NOT dance.
Who is one person you wish you would have never met?
Jenny, my sister-in-law from HELL
What is your favorite fruit?
boysenberries
What is your favorite kind of cookie?
homemade!
If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule?
nowhere. too much work!
What do you need to get right now at the drug store?
Shampoo and conditioner
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
1) Nom Nom Nom followed byt the Llama Song
What was the happiest age of your life?
Now.
What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own?
A tie between my wedding Dress, my little black and white dress, and my leather corsets.
What two words describe your lifestyle?
mine. mine.
Which ocean creature fascinates you most?
Ooooh! Not so much a single creature as a whole group of 'em: cephalopods! They're fucking brilliant!
On a scale of 1-10; how religious are you?
1 I'm nnotreligious, but I AM very spiritual.
What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with?
Rommel.
What color looks best on you?
any shade of Blue
What is your favorite thing about being sick?
nothing
Whats new?
Lots of things.. t was Christmas 3 days ago! :D
Why are you here right now?
I try not to ask that question too often!
What commercial do you find most annoying?
No TV, keep the radio off.. so not many?
What was your favorite meal growing up?
Steak, barely cooked over an open fire.. nothing else, just MEAT
If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?
London.
Fill in the blank; I am so much smarter than:
my enemies think I am!
What one person or thing reminds you of the 80s?
Australia. Lived there for a year in 1980
What is college really good for?
dunno, wound up teaching my classes and figured why am I PAYING to be here, and left.
Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been?
I can find beauty anywhere.
What body part aches you the most right now?
teh arm my cat is pinning, while I try and type with his 16 lbs on it.
When is the angriest you have ever been?
heh... can't pick jsut ONE moment.. but teh sister and brother-in-law are usually behind my angriest moments.
What do you waste your time doing?
reading
On a scale of 1-10; how much do you trust people?
Depends on the person. Usually around a 2
If you were forced to choose your own death, how would you die?
In my sleep at the ripe old age of 2000, with the body and mind of a 20 year old. ;)
On a scale of 1-10; how photogenic are you?
2.
What aspect of your personality could use a little work?
My temper, hands down.
What is your greatest addiction?
Books
What issue are you sick of hearing about?
my sister-in-law
What language would you like to master?
Norweigian nad latin
What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?
Singapore Chow Mein
Who would you least likely expect a phone call from?
The pedophile I helped get arrested, or teh twit who broke into my home
What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower?
Does bathing in a lake or river count, or does it HAVE to be in a tiled room in a building? If the latter, than my three week excursion canoeing in Algonquin park.
What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?
Grave of the Fireflies by Studio Ghibli, followed by UP
What time do you usually fall asleep?
9am
Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting?
Anywhere I forgot to bring a book with me!
What is the cutest animal on Earth?
Gerbils followed by Hampsters
Name one celebrity that has no right being a celebrity:
d'you want that list alphabetically or catagorically?
What hobby have you always wanted to pick up?
Shooting, be it archery, artillery, or just plain hand cannons. ;)