Ganked from Heartofawarrior

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for canajunsam (-10 points). Last Tuesday I helped cooperwench hide a body (-173 points). In August I put gum in namefle's hair (-12 points). In April I gave awdry_gore a kidney (1000 points). Overall, I've been nice (799 points). For Christmas I deserve a cookie! Sincerely, kakabel

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