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Last night was amusing to say so. Little miss "soon-to-be-divorced-Watson" came into the bar with Slimy Mike's ex.. an unemployed stripper and her new boy toy; a Gord look alike.

They tried the "frantic long lost haven't seen you in forever" grope infront of me. but since they CAME INTO the bar together... Weeel it didn't work.

Also trying to make us jelous when you're wearing MY hand-me-down-I-lost-too-much-weight-to-wear-them clothes, really makes you laugable..not make-us-jelous-able. Trying the mad grope-a-thon on the dance floor with a pay-me-by-the-minute "dancer" also doesn't make us jelous. It just explains where the money You owe Me is going to! LMAO! frankly it's worth it for the entertainment factor alone! :D

Hell! Look at the women BESIDES me that Kevin gets to flirt with/grope! LOL! They're so many magnitudes of class higher than what you're playing with; that unless you came in with say, Agelina Joli, he's not gonna care... and I have no worries. :D

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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME - OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE
1. HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
- Step by step guide with slide presentation
2. TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
- Roundtable discussion
3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
- Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
4. DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
- Debate among a panel of experts.
5. LOSS OF VIRILITY
- Losing the remote control to your significant other
- Help line and support groups
6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
- Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming

(--- Open forum --)

DAY TWO
7. EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
- Group discussion and role play
8. HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
- PowerPoint presentation
9. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
- Real life testimonial from the one man who did
10. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
- Driving simulation
11. LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
- Online class and role playing
12. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
- Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
13. REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
- Bring your calendar or PDA to class
14. GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
- Individual counsellors available


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Pets!!! I Got PETS!!!

and




Play with them! :D

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please help!
i don't normally post these things, but i'm doing one now.

 alceria's kitty was shot [intentionally, even! what in the heck possesses peoples' minds?!?!?] and needs some pretty hefty reconstructive surgery, which, of course, has given her an amazingly huge vet bill. you can read her story here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/alceria/259587.html

and if you can, please donate to help her out. the poor kitty :(

 

She's doing Ok now.. but the bills are a bloody fortune!

 

Who's up for a Raod trip to kick butt?